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Slide between troll's legs, push raised spot.
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You successfully evade the troll leaving him confused and excited. On finding the raised stone, you bend over forwards and push it with all your might, but it is too stiff to move quickly. You sense the troll approaching behind you.
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Drain spunk from fleshlight onto stone, push stone.
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Plunge clenched fist into tangerine sized orifice.

EDIT: Missed it! Ignore me :(
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As you press the raised spot a door opens on the opposite wall. Your fist accidentally plunges into the tangerine sized orifice, momentarily trapping you in a vulnerable position.

Bent over, with no pants on and provocatively presenting yourself the troll continues to approach, male chicken in hand.
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Oblige troll, leave through door when troll climaxes. Leave mobile number with troll.
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Acting quickly, you nimbly lace the stone with your plentiful hero-juice. The stone melts away, revealing a dark room on the other side.

You can make out some objects in the room. Everything is too obscured by grime to identify except for a pristine and clearly never opened complete collection of Fighting Fantasy books. As you take your time to ponder your discovery it occurs to you that the troll, now quite docile has been gently caressing your bare buttocks.

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3 posts too late! Ah ****. :lol:
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:lol:

The door closes behind you. You find yourself in a small clearing lit by moonlight. There's a small pond but no obvious exits other than the door through which you have just passed.

Physically and emotionally spent, fingers crossed that the troll will call tomorrow, you lay down to rest and drift off to sleep.

You are rudely awakened by the sound of jaunty, medieval music. 3 sack-toting gnomes are running haphazardly around the clearing, seemingly lost. 2 wear green tunics and the other a blue tunic.

An axe lies at the side of the pond. It looks like it's made of copper or gold.
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Eat blue gnome.
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Blue gnome willing and eagerly drops it's breeches, you feast heartily upon its anus. A magical blue potion appears.
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:lol:

This thread is a new low lol.

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Grab blue gnome's sack and swallow potion.
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You now have 1 potion's worth of magic in reserve. Gnome looks at you expectantly.
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Check gnome's sack for more contents and empty it.
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You find another 2 potions. Gnome's sack looks empty and bedraggled as he runs off pulling up his breeches as he goes. As the sun rises you notice a town through a narrow passage at the edge of the clearing, near the wet spot.
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Add gnome's details to address book.

Tick off species gnome & troll in conquests handbook.

Use potion, hoping it's mouthwash.

Take golden axe.

Penetrate dense foliage of narrow passage near wet spot.

Press onwards to town.
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Upon reaching town you are greeted by building with large glass windows. In each of the windows is a lady of the night each in various states of undress, some masturbating or beckoning you forwards.

The Golden Axe begins resonating either signifying imminent danger or a disturbance in your loins. The fleshlight is also still resonating, you switch it off to save battery power.

There is a large fountain in the centre of town in the shape of an enormous spurting phallus. There is a tavern on the opposite side of the street to the brothel, from which an inviting scent of cooking meat and fine ale lures your senses. The smell could perhaps be coming from the brothel, you are unsure.
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Avoid charlieboys
**** on street
Enter meat market
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The meat market is warm and wet as you enter it.
You decide to plunge further ahead.
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Upon plunging all four limbs into the meat market, you decide to proceed cautiously. Sensing you apprehension, several peasants approach you busking for money. You chop them up with your Golden Axe, to show them that you're well 'ard. The Golden Axe vibrates all the more violently as you head towards a tavern with a 'Fix it' sign in the far left corner of the market, past the enormous spurting phallus fountain.

As you enter the tavern, you smell the smell of smeet but acrid smoke...cigar smoke. As you walk further in, you hear the 'jingle-jangle' of bling-bling. A few paces further and you start to make out the silhouette of a ghostly apparition...frolicking fun and uncomfortable laughter fills the air...then you notice the glasses, the grey hair, the churchillian cigar, the shell-suit and the 'now-then now-then'......luckily there is an alibi waiting to help you.
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