AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
You're out of luck, NOS kit turns out to be HNG.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Eat fibrous meal
Examine Wild Ambition arts
Evacuate bowels on kit
Examine Wild Ambition arts
Evacuate bowels on kit
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
HNG is immune to bowels. Jackson is now at a deafening level, your ears begin to bleed.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Summon pricey top end headphones with noise cancelling technology.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Jackson steals fleshlight whilst simultaneously shouting something in your face. You cannot hear what he is saying, however his halitosis is making you feel queasy. HNG is glowing an unearthly shade of blue.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Drink unbranded tonic wine
Shiv Jackson
Retrieve fleshlight
Shiv Jackson
Retrieve fleshlight
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Poolchamp comes out from hiding with soldering iron in hand and swag bag
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Kill poolchamp with HNG and move on.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Leaving the slaughtered bodies of your assailants behind you continue on.
You are in a grand hall. 3 massive chandeliers hang from the ceiling, glittering in the candlelight. There are 6 locked doors on the North wall. A huge MAME panel adorns the East wall. A prompt on the tiny screen built in to the wall reads 'tap stick left and enter code to proceed'.
The grand hall smells of elderberry wine, grapefruit and pipe tobacco.
You are in a grand hall. 3 massive chandeliers hang from the ceiling, glittering in the candlelight. There are 6 locked doors on the North wall. A huge MAME panel adorns the East wall. A prompt on the tiny screen built in to the wall reads 'tap stick left and enter code to proceed'.
The grand hall smells of elderberry wine, grapefruit and pipe tobacco.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Tap stick left and enter FELCHING.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
An unidentified, yet mesmirisingly colourful, MAME frontend appears on the tiny screen followed by a prompt which reads 'Correct. Tap flightstick right, rotate wheel left 90 degrees, zap top corner of screen with lightgun, roll trackball left, depress accelerator pedal then select door 1-6 on the Player 6 controls to proceed'
[*breaks character* on my way out now to celebrate the cumming of 2013 Happy New Year bold adventurers! ]
[*breaks character* on my way out now to celebrate the cumming of 2013 Happy New Year bold adventurers! ]
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Tap flightstick right, rotate wheel left 90 degrees, zap top corner of screen with lightgun, roll trackball left, depress accelerator pedal then select door 5 on the Player 6 controls. Turn off fleshlight.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
The MAME front end crashes taking Windows XP with it in a Blue Screen of Death.
Fortunately your emulator experience saves you from any real damage, and you make a note to only trust Linux from now on.
Door 5 fails to open, so you reboot and open Windows . The stench of wet dog assails your senses, and with some trepidation, you push forward through the window, fleshlight tightly grasped.
+1 emulator skill.
Fortunately your emulator experience saves you from any real damage, and you make a note to only trust Linux from now on.
Door 5 fails to open, so you reboot and open Windows . The stench of wet dog assails your senses, and with some trepidation, you push forward through the window, fleshlight tightly grasped.
+1 emulator skill.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Insert noise cancelling earphones in nostrils, enter door number 5.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
The sorcery involved in noise cancelling causes the headphone buds to explode violently in your nostrils Westbrooking your nose. The wet dog stench assaults your nostril causing you to wretch and pass out on the cold, damp, somewhat sticky flagstones.
You come to 15 minutes later. You've soiled yourself, lost your left shoe and have a massive erect penis drawn on your forehead in permanent marker.
Door 5 remains locked.
You come to 15 minutes later. You've soiled yourself, lost your left shoe and have a massive erect penis drawn on your forehead in permanent marker.
Door 5 remains locked.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Remove right shoe
Remove soiled pants
Strap fleshlight to head
Explore lower hollow
Remove soiled pants
Strap fleshlight to head
Explore lower hollow
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
You must be wearing a helmet to perform this action optimally.pubjoe wrote:Strap fleshlight to head
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
Lower hollow reveals a room with an open orifice the size of a tangerine. You can make out the shape of a door embedded in the wall. There is an enormous troll asleep in the corner of the room. He is drooling in his sleep.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
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You are carrying:
A fleshlight strapped on head.
Tippytoe past sleeping troll.
You are carrying:
A fleshlight strapped on head.
Tippytoe past sleeping troll.
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Re: AO adventure game. You find yourself in a room....
In the absence of a helmet the fleshlight's vulva insert has worked it's way loose and falls to the ground awakening the troll from it's light slumber. The troll rises to attack.
You notice a raised stone in the wall where the troll has been sleeping.
The troll also has a fleshlight attached to his head. It has an anus insert.
You notice a raised stone in the wall where the troll has been sleeping.
The troll also has a fleshlight attached to his head. It has an anus insert.